Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, Mike, you wait here, Im going to run in for confession, its been a long time.Pat enters the confessional and says, Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman.The priest asks, was it Mrs Murphy? no, Father, was the reply.Was it Mrs OBoyle? Again the reply was No, Father.Was it Mrs. OGrady? Pat said, Father, Ill not be teling you the ladys name!So the priest told him to say two Hail Marys for each time he had sinned with the woman.Back on the street, Mike said, Well, how did you do? Pat said, Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new prospects!
Pat and Mike were flying an airplane which was running dangerously low on fuel. Pat spotted a runway and quickly lined up his approach, and touched down safely. Pat looked out the window and said, “My isn’t this the shortest runway in the world.” And Mike said, “Aye, and isn’t it the widest.”
starfighter441 over 11 years ago
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, Mike, you wait here, Im going to run in for confession, its been a long time.Pat enters the confessional and says, Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman.The priest asks, was it Mrs Murphy? no, Father, was the reply.Was it Mrs OBoyle? Again the reply was No, Father.Was it Mrs. OGrady? Pat said, Father, Ill not be teling you the ladys name!So the priest told him to say two Hail Marys for each time he had sinned with the woman.Back on the street, Mike said, Well, how did you do? Pat said, Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new prospects!
camapa233 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Pat and Mike were flying an airplane which was running dangerously low on fuel. Pat spotted a runway and quickly lined up his approach, and touched down safely. Pat looked out the window and said, “My isn’t this the shortest runway in the world.” And Mike said, “Aye, and isn’t it the widest.”
comicnut4636 over 11 years ago
Some more Pat and Mike jokes:
http://macbuddha01.wordpress.com/2010/10/14/pat-and-mike-jokes/