Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 27, 2015

Here we call them “Work Pants”..

But do remember that this is Leopold we’re talking about. He eats the neighbors and brings misery wherever he goes (except the ladies), because he likes it.

get a retired lab rat. Share it with your snake.

I have a pair of those; my 34" waist pants when my belly goes to 36"

“It really bothers me that scientists don’t really even have to test on animals. Some are tortured for ridiculous reasons”.They don’t HAVE to test, ‘tis true. They could remain ignorant. Those who maintain computer simulations could do the same thing at this time have too much faith in computers.. If something might hurt your child, better to find out ere your child does. (And we’re all somebody’s child.)

(Besides which, they were rats.).I have been involved in many a rat killing in my grandfather’s corn crib

If we hadn’t killed them, his chickens would have done without.

Leopold’s irony is not lost on Travis. Unfortunately, there is little he can do to spare his new friend, Lab Rat, from Leopold’s tender ministrations. Wouldn’t we love to put the Pants of Unhappiness on the green mutant cannibal sadist?