Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2015

Um, OK, Corny? Do I win?

Oh, man, I can feel Susan stalking me….(In my dreams)

It was such an amaizing plot, they turned it into a cereal.

That’s a maize zing!

The farmer looks like he’s frozen with fear. Though I doubt that the actor or the film won any awards at Cannes.

Three out of ten, and that’s merciful.

The Corn family. Ol’ Pop Corn,Maizie, the mom, Johnnycake and all the little flakes.

There’s probably a kernel of truth at the root, but I think I’ll just leaf it.

“I’d buy that for a dollar!”

Got an email from credo mobile,about GMO Apples. NO/ Re:>sales to fast food places./NO this morn. Peace.

Reap them and weep

Arianne, MightyFrog….

That studio is known to produce soft-corn.

In fact the language in this film is not for little ears.

They say there’s a scene involving silk and warm oil that’s pure cornography!

Varnes…. um… say what?