Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 26, 2015

That’s not a “one size fits all” gown.

No, tis better to have loved and lost. Period.

It’s only going to get verse.

Just like the puns on this forum.

I Auden add to it…but you know my fingers are Aiken to join in.

Something Burns in my Harte…. I can Doolittle to stop it…. ( as she Pounds her head against the wall… )

Oh the Noyes in my head!

This list isn’t Thoreau… Shelly someone Whittier can take over…

Ode dear…I can Brooke no Moore…

No Moore, no Moore!

I can’t Barrett.

’Tis better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

Therefore, I’ll have to charge him as much as I charge a light brigade.

He should know… he’s a poetic-licensed M.D.

Gopher and Susan – Bravo and Brava! : )

Actually, Doc, I don’t think it’s all that cute.

Take two As-Byron and call me in the morning.

The Chinese doctor said it was Rhyme disease.

Oh, Lord! I wonder what a word’s worth, especially up on Coler Ridge. And it’s always rude to tease the eliot, especially with a Ralph Frodo Emerson…….

All I could do with all these puns is the appropriate thing and just groan.

But at least with that you’d be Stayin’ Alive…

Really? No one is going to jump in with their racket shouting “Tennys anyone?”