Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 17, 2015

This one took my brain too long to process. Drive safe.

Lets be careful out there

Yeah, too many amateurs come out today.

St. Patrick’s day, the one day where it’s safest to be is home.

In addition, a disproportionate number of police officers are Irish and very proudly so, so many of her co-workers might be taking off.

There’s a big difference between “prohibitionist” like MADD and “anti drunk driving” like any sensible person.

So happy to live in a town without a bar!

Some cash strapped states have realized there’s good money in DUI fines and reinstatement fees. Take Ohio, where the last attempt to lower the legal limit went so low, MADD opposed it. Now that’s low!

Does she have an Uncle Henry, too?

Then there’s New Year’s Eve.

jessegooddoggy: Early in my professional (as opposed to going where the need was) ministry, I went from Abilene (100,000 population, Dyass AFB adjoining, dry) to El Campo (10,000 population, nothing except rice paddies near by, wet) and found more drunks on the streets in the latter.

“At least it’s some material for Comicsssfan.” He doesn’t need encouragment or feeding.

I live in an area with a next to 0 Irish Catholic population. The faux Pub may have a special on Guinness today, but that’s about it as far as St. Paddy’s Day observances.

Here’s a tidbit of information for you:

In our state, as in many others, it is legal to drive if you are under .08. But let’s suppose you are driving along at .06, and stop at a traffic light. You are sitting there, minding your own business, when someone hits you from behind. You are now DUI, and the accident is your fault.