FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 25, 2010

Wish I’d know about that when I played golf years ago!

I have divots the size of spy satellites, that fly almost as high.

Reminds me of that “Book of Peter: know thy loopholes” strip. Now he doesn’t have to play golf when the hole is in a lake.

I carry a dozen bright orange balls. That’ll usually last me through at least six holes before I run out…

Take up mini golf, less stressful.

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Golf is men in ugly pants, walking. I think Rosie O said that.

he’s lieing

I love the hat!

Discovered I can hit the ball behind me farther than in front……. (backswing is wicked I guess!) No golf for me!

I just don’t keep score….makes the game so much more fun!!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! The low score wins. Who knew??????

I gave up that vile sport. Literally, I was never able to break 100. Lessons, playing weekly, it didn’t matter. I once sliced a drive so bad it almost landed even with where I was standing.

I shot an 80 once ! Then I found that scores at Putt Putt didn’t count :0(

“all sanity is lost.”

I combine golf with the kids’ Easter egg hunt. The balls are bigger (and more colorful) - and after teeing off, I don’t have to chase it around all over the place.

Someone tell me there isn’t an avatar orgy going on on this page with the term “Get your avatar”. And they bleep me for anything even vaguely prurient?

The idea of Jason having the slightest interest whatsoever in anybody female is beyond what I can imagine. I guess I’ve read about 20 years too may of Foxtrot to picture it … Actually, the sight of any 11-year-old boy at all, nerd or not, seriously trying to make themself appealing to girls is too appalling to want to see. (Or to smell either, now that there’s Axe.)

sweating is not a good sign

If you’re talking about Dad, I think it’s the pouring rain that you’re seeing the remnants of, not any sweat.

Played gold just once. Had a little over 100. On nine holes. Interesting adventure. I went on to master other things.

It was supposed to be called GOLFB but no-one could pronounce it. (Growing Old Looking For Balls)

@ Nabu

My Favorite Stargate golf one was when O’Neil and Teal’c were stuck in the time loop, and they served up the longest drives ever through the stargate.

Got this Merit Badge too…LOL

lol Roger gets 98 in 5 holes… i get 108 in 18 holes (and yes 108 in 18 holes is very bad)