Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 06, 2015

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson coping for dummies simple strategies that work! avoidance. this can be difficult. hint - all the really scary magazines are on the top rack. adjust your posture accordingly. guy: hey! "tiger beat"! detachment. is irony dead? give it a shot and find out. woman: who will be our bob hope in this war? letterman? leno? carrottop? man: the real question is, who will be our abbott & costello? patriotism. have you gone shopping today? it's more than just soothing - it's your duty. sam: pink slips sink ships! lady: yes sir! charity. saudi prince alwaleed bin talal has a $10 million check with a few strings attached waiting to be claimed. mayor giuliani pass-ed on it. rep. mckinney says she could use it. drop the prince a note explaining your needs. dude: "dear prince, it i had that 10 million bucks then i could really go shopping." ha! it's as good as mine!