Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for June 07, 2019
June 06, 2019
June 08, 2019
Transcript:
Lucky Cow: The cut-and-run crows is destroying troop morale. That's why we decided to take action! Soldier: Yum! Sign me up for another tour! With Lucky Cow M.R.E.s! We can't bring the troops home, so we're bringing home to the troops!
DangerBunny almost 5 years ago
Sadly just as true today as when it was first published in 2007.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Its the American Way! Whether by human or gelatinous shape-shifters of singular intelligence to match their hunger for humanity. The great American profit motive. Exploit your fellow man and woman with food that hits their bliss, but is also fattening an ultimately unhealthy in larger doses. For the SHOGGULU it is a means of correcting the flavor index of humanity much closer to their taste.§ (They can eat anything, but love humanity. So their slogan is “For Humanity” they feed and care for before the slaughter in their constellation of up to date meat processing plants they have across the country.)
§ The name I am using is more to do with Babylon, in the Hebrew Sephiroth they are called Gamchicoth: Devourers of all.
“Chesed is the source of bounty both in idea and in substance to the lower forms. Gamchicoth is the order of ‘Devourers’ who seek to waste the substance and thought of creation. The outer form is the order of Azariel, ‘The Binding Ones of God’.” (The dreaded Red Horror.)