Close to Home by John McPherson for February 09, 2015

I’m giving blood today hope I don’t get that nurse

You know they don’t tap trees like that anymore. (well, maybe just the guy tapping a couple trees in his backyard)

Whole new meaning to I’m tapped out and kick the bucket.

Whenever I give blood, I ask the nurse if I will be able to play the piano afterward. Of course they always say yes, to which I say – “that’s amazing – I could never play before!”.

Mine would probably have the same amount of sugar in it

There has to be a phlebotomist joke here somewhere.

What a drip.

Gonna make waffles for Dracula.