Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 10, 2015
February 09, 2015
February 11, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: That's Tahiti and his bodyguards! Rip Haywire: Kiwi?! Kiwi, are you in there? Who's in there with you? I can't risk capture, kid. We need to go. Woman: I can't go back to my village unless Tahiti Jones is dead. Rip Haywire: And I wanted a cabbage patch koosa when I was a kid, but I got an AK-47 instead! Seriously! Those things were plush and plastic nightmare fuel! Rip Haywire: They weren't creepy, they were adorable! Now, jump!
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
Whosa koosa?
johnrussco about 9 years ago
Now, JUMP!
CYGNUS X1 about 9 years ago
So this woman is a little fruity.
dimndno about 9 years ago
Talk about turn-about. Rip ditches Cobra and leaves the party with another girl!
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
If she’s caught, she’s dead. If she goes back to her village without Tahiti’s head on a platter, she’s dead.…Boy! Talk about pressure!