Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 19, 2015

Transcript:

Oh... Someone left a laptop on the park bench. What should I do id? Take it! If he so careless, he doesn't deserve it! Take it! What do you think superego? You'd better take it to the police. Doing good is its own reward. What do you think pure reason? It makes no difference whether you take it or not. You and the machine and its owner are just monetary molecular arrangements to the extent that there is a persistent you it will survive for a negligible portion of the lifespan of reality, then be obliterated and forgotten. The existence of the decision itself is a mere distraction on the road to oblivion. You might as well Hey!! Get your hands off me! You okay, man? I think I'm having a religious experience.