Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for January 02, 2015
January 01, 2015
January 03, 2015
Transcript:
Rose: Jimbo claims to be too self-conscious to take me out dancing... Yet he'll perform elaborate choreography for his own amusement.
Jimbo: Ugh! I've got snow...in my boot!
My husband doesn’t really care for dancing either, and I’m a bit of a klutz. We will get on the dance floor and step on and trip over each other’s feet occasionally.
Ladies, it’s this kind of knee-jerk reaction that’s the reason you wind up alone. Not everything is about you. And the only reason ANY hetero guy agrees to go dancing is he expects to get sex afterwards… yeah, all of us. I’d rather sit through 6 hours of toddler TV than go dancing for 5 minutes. Dancing is a means to and end, not an activity on its own for most guys. Sad, but true.
Stan King about 9 years ago
…like nobody’s watching.
ladykat about 9 years ago
My husband doesn’t really care for dancing either, and I’m a bit of a klutz. We will get on the dance floor and step on and trip over each other’s feet occasionally.
ewalnut about 9 years ago
Rose, would you want to be seen dancing with him in public if he were dancing like THAT?
duffer37 about 9 years ago
Ladies, it’s this kind of knee-jerk reaction that’s the reason you wind up alone. Not everything is about you. And the only reason ANY hetero guy agrees to go dancing is he expects to get sex afterwards… yeah, all of us. I’d rather sit through 6 hours of toddler TV than go dancing for 5 minutes. Dancing is a means to and end, not an activity on its own for most guys. Sad, but true.
Doctor11 about 9 years ago
I hate it when I get snow in my boots.
mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago
Not quite as animated as the “fire ant shuffle” after standing on a mound and having hundreds of the little buggers swarm and start biting you.
dzw3030 about 9 years ago
Your bridge is calling.
Argy.Bargy2 about 9 years ago
What are you talking about? Not this ’toon…
38lowell about 9 years ago
Don’t know which is worse: fire ants up your leg, or snow in your boots.Had both.Went to the clinic, for the ants, not for the snow!