I told you to get a prenup before marrying a human. They've got divorce lawyers and stuff like that! Now she's got half your stuff!
Or she could have chopped down the tree before the wedding and taken it all.
Replace “stuff” with “nuts” and it will be more “true to life”…
and even took my nuts?
Yes squirrel, I know how you feel. Man I know how you feel……
If she had half his nuts wouldn’t she be holding only one?
So that’s why they broke up in “The Sword in the Stone.”
She was just after his nutz.
If you think you need a prenup, it’s probably a good sign that your marriage is doomed before it even begins…
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electricshadow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Or she could have chopped down the tree before the wedding and taken it all.
Fred Kuechenmeister over 9 years ago
Replace “stuff” with “nuts” and it will be more “true to life”…
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
and even took my nuts?
bigbadpete over 9 years ago
Yes squirrel, I know how you feel. Man I know how you feel……
nosirrom over 9 years ago
If she had half his nuts wouldn’t she be holding only one?
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
So that’s why they broke up in “The Sword in the Stone.”
pouncingtiger over 9 years ago
She was just after his nutz.
cmusicfan2000 over 9 years ago
If you think you need a prenup, it’s probably a good sign that your marriage is doomed before it even begins…