Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 21, 2014
December 20, 2014
December 22, 2014
Transcript:
Caulfield: First they get us all hopped up on sugary Christmas cookies. Then they tell us to behave because Santa Claus is watching. I don't know which is more troubling: That I'm being set up to fail, or the concept of some orwellian spy elf. Frazz: You can't be too troubled if you're openly dissing big Claus. Caulfield: It's December 21. The sled is already loaded.
Island Boy over 9 years ago
…For Christmas, with its lots an’ lots of candies, cakes an’ toys,Was made, they say, for proper kids an’ not for naughty boys;So wash yer face an’ bresh yer hair, an’ mind yer p’s and q’s,And don’t bust out yer pantaloons, and don’t wear out yer shoes;Say “Yessum” to the ladies, and “Yessur” to the men,An’ when they’s company, don’a pass yer plate for pie again;But, thinkin’ of the things yer’d like to see upon that tree,Jest ’fore Christmas be as good as yer kin be!
Eugene Field(excerpt)
jessegooddoggy over 9 years ago
He’s working it off on that great snow bike. Merry Christmas to Caufield/Mrs Olsen/Frazz fans!
damifid0 over 9 years ago
Good morning to all of you Frazz’led people. :) Peace.
dzw3030 over 9 years ago
“Gloom, doom, Woe is Me! If it weren’t for misery, There’d be no me! Merry Christmas and add another shot to the Nog!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
I would like to know how many parents pull the “Santa is watching” card in July?
meowlin over 9 years ago
It’s not Santa that weirds me out – it’s that frakkin’ Elf on the Shelf spying on us.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago
Just because the sleigh is already loaded doesn’t mean Santa doesn’t have extra coal for last minute naughtys.