Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2014
Transcript:
Flo: So when this new system of findin' lobstah ended badly, you went back to what wahked befah, right? Eddie: Of cahse not. Since the theory is pah-fect, the only rational explanation is, it was just a one-in-a-million fluke that it didn't wahk......so I tried again......makin' it a two-in-a-million fluke... Flo: Ah...like gettin' you to pay yawr bah tab.
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
Making for some very confused penguins.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
KRILL is what you should be fishing for in THOSE waters.
jmarkoff2 over 9 years ago
The lettering is suddenly in lowercase rather than capitals.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
At least it is easier to understand their ‘sawthern’ accent.
Varnes over 9 years ago
I wonder what the odds of a 3 in a million fluke are…..
uniquename over 9 years ago
Hmm, desert and the South Pole. What exactly is this theory?
Charlie Fogwhistle over 9 years ago
Maybe his theory is to go where the other lobstermen aren’t to avoid competition. Of course, there’s a good reason no body else is trying to find lobsters in the desert and the Antarctic.
joegee over 9 years ago
@ observer fo irony…where are you from? Just curious. The south of the U.S. is nowhere near New England and the accents are just as far apart.
dabugger over 9 years ago
Da flake flukes. Just so he don’t F… oh, o, not that… he may nevah pay is tab at dis rate….
Dave M over 9 years ago
I wondered if this was part of a story being written by Danae since the printed font has become more…feminine.On a separate note for those who don’t speak southern, “bless your heart” loosely translates to “poor idiotic fool.”
Geldhart over 9 years ago
Of course, thanks to the philosopher-king Terry Pratchett we know ALL about 1-in-a-million chances.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
If that is their Maine accent what would their secondary be?
nosirrom over 9 years ago
I thought he was fishing for lobster. When did he change to flukes? If he keeps this up, he’s just going to flounder.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
If the heart is little and pea-pickin’, Ernest Jennings Ford insulted his audience.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Observer, What about Yoopers? They got an accent, eh?
timbob2313 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I like where this is going, a comment on DC and all the pols of both parties
reynard61 over 9 years ago
Varnes said: “I wonder what the odds of a 3 in a million fluke are…..”
I imagine that they’re higher than 3-in-a-million.