Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 20, 2014

An outbreak of athlete’s foot!! OMG, stop all incoming flights!

As a kid i confused the words Armageddon and Agamemnon !!

Armageddon is always coming…

…to a theater near you.

The new season of Duck Dynasty? My girlfriend’s cooking?

Well, as long as it’s not apocalyptic.

Armageddon IS apocalyptic!

Armageddon T. Thunderbird was bombastic, but not apocalyptic.

If it’s a mega Danish, I’m in….or even a mega doughnut.

I mean, if we’re about to get our just desserts….

‘The End will happen eventually, pray for a swift one. This waiting is killing me.’

The apoplexy is near!

“Armageddon sentimental over you”

Armageddonish: Monday??

Armageddon? Isn’t that the one with Bruce whathisnname in it?

Unitarian fundamentalism. (Gettin’ pretty heavy up there for what’s supposedly a chat site about comics.)

The end has been nigh ever since I learned how to listen!!!

reminds me of Yogi Berra’s classic “It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”

We don’t even need a supreme being to do it to us anymore.

Bilan said, about 6 hours agoArmageddon is always coming……to a theater near you.

…or to Fox News…

Sniffels, somebody arrest ’em.

“It’s the end of the world as we know it. It’s the end of the world as we know it…. and I feel fine.” R.E.M.

Armageddon tired of seeing political rants in a cartoon forum.

Or not…

The world will end tonight at 10 – news at 11.

That modifier “might” assures our agnostic will be right. Smart lad.

And to Wiley: “I don’t know” IS the mantra of the panicked of course.

The really funny thing is that the people like Nab who are most frantic about disease (and everything else) are the ones who’ve been saying they don’t believe in science.

So instead of using science and medicine, to control disease, we should contain it with cloves of garlic and autographed pictures of Glenn Beck? (Hey, it’d keep me away!)And, if they get sick, since they don’t trust medicine – which is science – they aren’t going to a hospital?Maybe they’ll go to their church. Or turn up the radio.(These folks sound like the ones on the Titanic who said, “Not me. I don’t trust lifeboats!”)

Stay out of the deep water.