Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 26, 2014

“Stay away from cement trucks.”

Happy Thanksgiving to those of you who are in the U.S. (or from the U.S.), and safe travels. Remember to look down the road.Click here: Peanuts (November 4, 1978)Or stretch this image:

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Calvin invented YOLO.Who knew?

I was once run down by a moped, in a pedestrian crossing. Where I live, I guess they are targets, not safety measures. Can’t complain, that accident set in train a series of events that changed my life for the better—and no, I didn’t get awarded any damages.

WHAT bus ? OMNIBUS, I guess. Make it your business to stay safe ; there’s a bus out there called Moe.

This has always been one of my favorites.

Yeah, make sure you see that cement truck coming so you can get out of the way.

My g-grandfather was run over by a milk truck. Sort of poetic justice for a dairy farmer.

If you look down the road you might miss a funny tweet on your phone! Get your priorities straight Hobbes!

I’m surprised Calvin’s motto isn’t “Pleasure me”. Lol

Keep On Truckin

Be sure to always look both ways before crossing, specially the way to your left before the way to your right, that´s the way they will hit you from.

Most people I see crossing a road look to their right side when already putting a leg on the way, if not already all the way over the road.

I must save about 3 dumb pedestrian´s lives every week by stopping or altering my course because of them crossing when they shouldn´t.

Oh, and never try to cross a road before a speeding 18 wheeler, not so much for the truck itself, but because you won´t see the car passing it, which will be the one to hit you.

“Look left, right and left again”

xxx

With all the advice, why is it people still get hit by trains? I mean, they are big, VERY BIG, and noisy, VERY NOISY, and did I say they are BIG? I mean, how is it you can miss something as huge as a TRAIN!.Oh, I almost forgot… you actually need to pay attention when you are behind the wheel and driving…

I once was in a bus that was rear ended by a car (no injuries). The driver apologetically said she didn’t see the bus!

Calvin and his pet tiger Hobbes have just finished a fun game and are waiting for Uncle Max to finish his job as a cement mixer.