Jon: Santa Claus knows whether you've been good or bad.
Garfield: He's a fat guy who does nothing 364 days out of the year.
Jon: You haven't been very good.
Garfield: Who is he to judge me?!
Geez, Garfield, just ‘cuz he isn’t out in public doesn’t mean he’s not working. I used to hear the same thing teaching – ‘seven hours a day? you’ve got it made!’ , except during the school year and several weeks either side, I was either prepping something for teaching or grading something.
finkd over 9 years ago
He’s SANTA CLAUS, Garfield, that’s who !
BlazerAth over 9 years ago
Santa spends the other 364 days checking to see if we’re naughty or nice. Kind of like the NSA.
Keith Messamer over 9 years ago
Santa still does more than Garfield.
MJKesquire over 9 years ago
Santa does more in one night than Garfield does all year,or 2, or 3………
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 9 years ago
And Santa oversees the work the elves are doing.
germanvisitor over 9 years ago
Giving out presents is a sign of his repentance for his brother Santa Maria’s crimes.
KEA over 9 years ago
Geez, Garfield, just ‘cuz he isn’t out in public doesn’t mean he’s not working. I used to hear the same thing teaching – ‘seven hours a day? you’ve got it made!’ , except during the school year and several weeks either side, I was either prepping something for teaching or grading something.
Number Three over 9 years ago
How are you any better than Santa, Garfield?
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PickleRick over 9 years ago
Who are you to judge him Garfield?
ChristmasBoneCatalog over 9 years ago
Because Santa can.