Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 13, 2010

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    gosfreikempe  almost 14 years ago

    Impolite; that’s a good term. Yes, girls, show Phil what life at home is REALLY like. If he can put up with that, he’ll stick around.

    Ain’t love grand?

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    Ronshua  almost 14 years ago

    That girl definitely has a future in public service . Madam President , sounds good , technically .

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    lightenup Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I’m sure he’s dealt with worse than a sugar high.

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    Ashrey  almost 14 years ago

    Get a grip on your daughters!

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    vldazzle  almost 14 years ago

    At least they aren’t putting on their best manners just to impress Phil ;-)

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    The theory is that if they can’t scare him off, he’s Dad material. Works for me.

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    DougDean  almost 14 years ago

    No. she is not trying to blackmail him; she’s trying to extort from him.

    After the ride, having snapped a surreptitious picture with her phone she will be able to blackmail him.

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    shewith5  almost 14 years ago

    TECHNICALLY Phil is supposed to only use those handcuffs on bad guys…

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    dicatduke  almost 14 years ago

    Phil is going to need ALL his police-know-how for these girls!

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    tishy  almost 14 years ago

    What’s to say,except that is kids for ya.Give them a chance,and they’ll get away with anything….I know

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    ”Not too mention that extortion is illegal. Uncle Phil may have to arrested you now dear.”

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    marvee  almost 14 years ago

    I don’t see the blackmail or extortion. Is the sugar high supposed to be a threat? Not effective.

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    MisngNOLA  almost 14 years ago

    “Carmine, I don’t think it’s right that you should extort money from the college.” Dean Wormer

    “Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You use my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I’ll have your legs broken.” Carmine DePasto

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    Extortion is second nature to women. They are born with it.

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    Jascat  almost 14 years ago

    You are a very mean old man, runar… >-)

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    ted.hering  almost 14 years ago

    I’d have thought Holly would have come up with that, not Alix.

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    Yakety Sax  almost 14 years ago

    Love is grand! Divorce is $20 grand!!

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    DougDean  almost 14 years ago

    “… and I want you to keep a lid on that zoo fraternity of yours… I don’t want no &%#$&#* riots…”

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    MisngNOLA  almost 14 years ago

    You got it Doug Dean.

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    MarcAureleus984  about 6 years ago

    The CORRECT answer to threats of ‘sugar highs’ is to declare that, in future, sugar will not be available. “Your health comes first, dear. Have some celery!”

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    unfair.de  over 3 years ago

    She asked to ride the motorcycle, she didn’t mention “as a passenger”.

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