Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 25, 2014

Retcon in American history is for adults only, even if it shouldn’t be.

Should be less boring than the average report.

Tippecanoe and Tyler too. In a castle on Phobos.

its definitely a story!! oh and @TheSeanska i replied to your question yesterday and may i ask which country you’re from?

Mrs Godfey will have plenty of time to read the story since she usually would just scan the first paragraph of each report and toss it.

….I’m guessing that’s “Noooooooooooo!!”

Nate needs a girlfriend…

I’ve done this to many times! :D

I’m afraid not.

Well Abe Lincoln was a vampire hunter…. So Nate’s gonna be a screen writer and make bank!

Most teachers prefer a good story to any report. Shows the student actually wrote it and put thought into it.

Night-Gaunt49: Can apply to improvised stories too. The challenge of role-playing games is that what you get your characters into, you have to figure out a way to get them out. Written stories, on the other hand, Rudolf Flesch’s advice holds: “The art of readable writing is the art of rewriting.”

How many people know John Tyler has two living grandchildren?

She told him to make it interesting!

Night-Gaunt49: If that is your intent, it can make it more interesting. If you are just writing yourself into a corner, think first, outline if necessary.

John Tyler was one of the worst Presidents we ever had. He was an unapologetic advocate for slavery. Nate could have had a good time writing an accurate account of this scumbag.

I sense an F.