Jeff Stahler for August 30, 2014

Back when I was a grad student interning in a county medical facility, there was a sixteen year old boy in one room who had sustained a brain injury during a high school football game. He had been in a coma for over a year. His mother came too visit every day…she would sit in a chair by his bed, knitting, with tears running down her face. Every day. He was not expected to recover.

just saw an article in consumer reports. reebok is selling a skull cap that warns when you’ve been hit hard enough to cause brain injury.

Clearly we need to make sports more isolating by banning all sports that do not rely exclusively on speed and agility.

Yeah, Fantasy Football can be pretty rough.

the solution is simple: take away all their armor.