Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 08, 2014
September 07, 2014
September 09, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, what the heck are you doing in jail? Breezy: Saving you, that's what! I get points for trying, right? They were charging an insane amount for Bufferin and Twizzlers, so I pocketed them. I was going to pay them back later, I swear! Listen, Rip, just give them some money so we can get out of here. Man 1: She will hang tomorrow for stealing that Bufferin. Rip Haywire: I hope you stole extra-strength Bufferin, because we're going to need it. Breezy: Twizzler?
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
What about twizzlers, Rip was asking for Jim Beam. How did a red head get so ditzy.
BenderSastre over 9 years ago
Booze I WAY more expensive than twizzlers.
David Beirne over 9 years ago
If they’re the red twizzlers, she’s worth saving.
lecrenb over 9 years ago
No… the Goons are the ones who will need the extra strength Bufferin…
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
All I know is… My last meal would NOT be Twizzlers.