Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 19, 2010
Transcript:
Danae: Ok, Lucy...tellme if this is good enough to get everyone off my case... A-hem "Sorry if you mistook something I said as somehow being offensive. Now everyone should stop dwelling on the past and just get over it." Lucy: Sheer poetry. Danae: And the best part is, I can use it over to fit any occasion!
Pacejv about 14 years ago
Nice smile.
DarthSequitur about 14 years ago
Where is Victoria when Joe needs her?
Danae finally did it - she got Lucy to blank out. Way to go, girl.
kreole about 14 years ago
Mistook? She will become a politician.
madKanga about 14 years ago
And she will need it often!
slywlf54 about 14 years ago
Definitely see politics in her future!
DolphinGirl78 about 14 years ago
Oh boy…
Lyons Group, Inc. about 14 years ago
Enjoy it while you can, Danae. Once Joe gets married, your whole world will change!
peter0423 about 14 years ago
It’s even more weaselly an apology than it looks. You can’t mistake something for being offensive – offense is in the ears of the listeners, and they know their own feelings – and “somehow” makes their feelings out to be unreasonable. So Danae’s “apology” puts the blame on the listeners for stupidly having illegitimate feelings. (Stinky booger-brained boys, no doubt.) Yikes….
She’ll end up a politician or a trial lawyer, for sure.
wicky about 14 years ago
This girl needs a good paddling.
Nebulous Premium Member about 14 years ago
Couldn’t Danae have come up with something more original than the “apology” that politicians have been using for years?
Creniere about 14 years ago
Off with her head!
sylbert about 14 years ago
… but International Get Over It day was over a week ago (March 9th!
http://www.getoveritday.com/
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
A form letter appology. Good idea, Danae. It lloks like this won’t be first one you’ll be making.
Patricia Pitsel Premium Member about 14 years ago
I’ve been telling people for years that “I’m sorry you feel that way” is NOT an apology. Now I can just hand them a copy of this!
thirdguy about 14 years ago
Danae is too smart to get into politics, the real money is in consulting or P.R. work, and she will be a natural.
halavana about 14 years ago
Wow. I’ve had students that tried that. High school students. Danae is really progressing toward becoming a full fledged queen of denial.
vexatron1984 about 14 years ago
She needs an apology speech for her apology speech.
mancocapac about 14 years ago
She’d be a great politician if only she’d remove the apology from her statement.
Learn to apologize without actually apologizing!
georgelanigan about 14 years ago
Something tells me she will be using that speech alot over the years.
dflak about 14 years ago
No politics for her. Politicians are never wrong. Therefore, they never have to apologize. It’s our fault if we haven’t the wit to understand what they meant.
mjd.kwanyin about 14 years ago
dear wiley, thank you for one of your best! with your kind permission i will use this many times. :) :) :)
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
“I yield the floor to the Congresswoman from Maine…”
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Now we know where Tiger got that speech…
Jiblet_VT about 14 years ago
NebulousRikulau: I think the whole point may be that what the politicians say is childish. There are a lot of “adults” who act like moody, spoiled 9-year olds.
Can't Sleep about 14 years ago
Danae’s channeling politicians!
Didn’t Tom DeLay make that same “apology” that about 5 years ago, after he praised Strom Thurmond’s segregationist presidential campaign of ‘48 (“We wouldn’t have a lot of the problems we have today, if (Strom) won the election”)? You know, just before DeLay resigned from Congress?
Forget spanking Danae, spank the politicians.
artybee about 14 years ago
Works for me. Gotta love Danae!
Ooops! Premium Member about 14 years ago
Luv it!
vldazzle about 14 years ago
Great ‘toon and comments today!
GreenBikeGuy about 14 years ago
The problem is, boys ARE stinky booger-brains! (I know; I’m one of ‘em!)
Varnes about 14 years ago
“Just get over it” is always a nice touch in an apology….
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
Lucy’s reaction expression in the third panel is classic.