Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 11, 2010

He’s got one shaped like a whiskey bottle for Bung.

That one probably IS a whiskey bottle…or a whiskey aging barrel.

Whiskey bottle? You guys been drinking something I’d like to share?

There’s a car, a football and a golf bag - where do you see a whiskey bottle?

starmerchant, it’s in the showcase window as you came in.

For Bung, I’ve seen a coffin that serves as a wine rack until you need it.

hic

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burials should be in body bags….. ridiculously expensive coffins with padding…..PADDING and PILLOWS to lie on….are an idiotic waste of money

This is truly one of the biggest scams going. “Most people are like sheep there born looking for a place to die and they don’t look up until they find it”

When it comes time for me to go, I’ll be hiding under the bed.

Nighthawks, you hit the coffin nail on the head! Throw me in a hole, bottom up so the world can kiss……………………….

“Always look on the bright side of death!” - Eric Idle

there’s a body Golf bag right there, Hawk. :) That sport will be the death of almost everyone that plays it. May have killed at least one pro’s marriage. :)

I’m opting for cremation. Don’t like the idea of burning, but who wants to spend eternity mouldering away in a fancy box six feet underground, going through the freezing and thawing cycles forever? That’s just creepy and crazy. I’d rather be dust.

i would like to be buried in a chocolate pod. it is an antioxidant.

Two coffins are fortelling the future. The football shape one is for OJ (or Mike Vick) and golf bag one is for…well, your guess is as good as mine.

I’m donating all my organs; then my body to science. Someone should get some use out of it.

I shoulda seen this joke cumin …

Talking about one of the biggest scams going, when’s the last time you considered the Pyramids of Giza?