Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 03, 2014
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Rip Haywire: With Breezy gone into town, I'm on my own! I can finally eat those cool ranch funyuns I was hiding! It feels like forever since I've had some time to myself! I can finally bask in the glory of being a man! Please tell me there's more to it than this.
SackofRabidWeasels over 9 years ago
Wait a minute…Funyuns don’t come in Cool Ranch.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Of course there’s more. There’s beer and football and wings and… that’s all I can think of because the only one I enjoy is beer.
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
You can watch action movies as loudly as you want; the remote is in its rightful place – in your hands; the TV doesn’t even know what WeTV, OWN or Lifetime is; you don’t have to pretend to enjoy the celery that comes with your order of wings…so much more to enjoy.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Check out those cool bloomers … Rip is truly the man. I hope that when Breezy gets back he will have a I missed you kiss for her and being all alone and all maybe the romance will commence … and about that time Miss Carson shows up.
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
One of the great things about being a man, Rip, is enjoying the company of a good woman. Nudge, nudge, grin, grin, saynomore, saynomore.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
If Rip gets up he needs to remember to drag his knuckles on the floor; that and belch every so often for no apparent reason.
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
Just the little things that make life worth living.
lecrenb over 9 years ago
There should also be a Ka-Pick going on with his other hand…
reedkomicks Premium Member over 9 years ago
lol
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Well, this finally solves one of the great mysteries of life……Rip Haywire… Boxers or Briefs?