Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 01, 2014

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    James Hopkins  over 9 years ago

    Extra rare.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    This reminds me of a time, decades ago, when I was at a party at a Lebanese-American home. The hostess set a plate of raw meat down on the table, then walked away. I watched with alarm as a 4 year old little girl sidled up to the table, and began nibbling little pinches of what I thought was raw hamburger. “Oh, honey, you don’t want to do that, you’ll get sick!” She just smiled at me and kept nibbling. I hurried off to find her mother, and she explained it was ok, it was kibbeh nayyeh. Yes, they all had good, but indulgent, chuckle at my expense.

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    Toonerific  over 9 years ago

    What burgers? (Quick, swallow before he turns around!)

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    “What kind of dog are you?!” “A mutt. Why do you ask?”

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    pearlsarefuzzy  over 9 years ago

    Oh. They were supposed to be cooked???

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