Pickles by Brian Crane for August 26, 2014

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Plants are alive.

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    thirdguy  over 9 years ago

    Donuts are mostly dead.

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    naturally_easy  over 9 years ago

    What about the poor, countless numbers of active culture in her yogurt?

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I used to know a girl was a vegetarian “except for turkey on Thanksgiving and ham on Christmas and brats on Memorial Day and bacon on any day.”

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    dadoctah  over 9 years ago

    A lot of wishy-washy would-be vegetarians like to announce “I don’t eat anything that has a face!” I always like to ask them to point out the face on an oyster..Anyway, “you are what you eat”. Cows are herbivorous. I eat cows. Therefore I’m a vegetarian.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I guess his mom doesn’t realize that plants are alive too.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    She must be eating the Donut People! They live on Brewster Rockit.

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    nosirrom  over 9 years ago

    I have to admit that I am a carnivore. Well, except salad, broccoli, etc., sometimes. And especially Donuts!!!!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 9 years ago

    Your mother killed a doughnut?Next thing you know, she’ll kill a Nauga for his hide.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 9 years ago

    Omnivores eat it all

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    GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago

    They may have been alivie until someone shot a whole through the middle of them. The ones that weren’t shot died after having a bite taken out of them. They started oozing jelly.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 9 years ago

    our bodies are genetically programmed to consume all kinds of things.we overdo or underdo any at our peril(just as sex is messy, but those who eschew it leave no biological descendants)

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    1simplecat  over 9 years ago

    Level 5 Vegans won’t eat anything that casts a shadow.

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    jud03005  over 9 years ago

    You killed Bobo!

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    angelfiredragon  over 9 years ago

    Well I wonder what she eats since animals used to be alive, so are plants, even dirt and rocks likely have some sort of insects, bugs, bacteria in them to eat.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 9 years ago

    Humans are at the Top of the Food Chain, excluding those unique situations when you meet a Grizzly in the woods or the occasional Great White in the Ocean.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I looked it up and it’s false.It’s just a joke.

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    She Mc  over 9 years ago

    The sometimes hamburger is probably one of those horrible vegeburgers made to look like the real thing!

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    gmasj  over 9 years ago

    When I eat I don’t discriminate.

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