Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 10, 2014

“Also, it hurts when I go wee-wee.”

You’re not only guest-writing with Brian Walker, you’re also guest-writing with everyone else that guest-wrote with him. Remember, people, practice safe guest-writing. Use a pseudonym.

Not funny at all. Not even by 0.001%.

I have been awaiting this admission – good jog getting it, Steph!

I suspect this one might offend some of our more sensitive readers, particularly those who don’t like toilet humour, or smut. I loved it.

H & L is too often…..overly gooey. I suspect Pastis could enhance the readership if he guest-wrote their actual strip for a while….or not.

My! Pigita has changed!

…and Hi & Lois have now moved into the 21st Century.

LOL, I laughed

After working with Watterson, Pastis is hoping to make a career of guesting. With luck, he’ll find his match. (I suggest contacting Jim Davis again, and try to fix those broken bridges. Davis would pull in the BIG bucks.)

I don’t find this objectionable……….just stupid. Pastis is acting rather erratic lately if it is acting.

So is this Steph’s part in the internet slow down, because everything came to a halt just now.

Just don’t touch Trixie and her sunbeam!

Ok I am the complete lamoid I don’t get it. I know there is typical Pastis puns in there but I cannot figure out the association.

Funny!

I like when for April Fool’s Day the cartoonists would draw each others strips. It was always neat to see a new perspective.

Meanwhile Stephan drew Lois perfectly. Hi is a bit off though.

like

Now I want Steph to guest-write a cartoon for “Ripley’s” and for “Garfield”!As for “Krazy Kat”, he’ll have a hard time getting Herriman’s permission!

Nice one … I can see why your younger readers are upset!

Maybe Pastis could next guest write “Blondie”.

Not with that green striped shirt for sure.Not the right one.

This is hilarious. I laughed our loud. A lot of the comics are funny, but very few get a reaction from me like this.

Mort Walker wasn’t all prim and proper family fare. Check out one such book released abroad: Awesome Swedish Collection of Censored Mort Walker Thumbnails By Mort Walker.

CAUTION: GRAPHIC ADULT CONTENT AND NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR MINORS.

http://classic.tcj.com/blog/the-strangest-pictures-i-have-seen-4/

Notice the ‘*’. Between panels 1 & 2 it says “This is not true. Stephan is lying.”

“When I’m with her, I Jaunita-gain and again and again…”

Well, THAT made absolutely no sense at all.

Loved today’s strip, BTW.

Nothing to see here, folks… Move along!!!

What else should we expect from a character named Hi?

it is pretty good … just about what I expected and funny … guess his rivalry with Family Circus is subsiding

What can I say. I laughed until I stopped.

Is that Juanita from the diner? Barney Fife will be jealous.

I’m not familiar with “Hi and Lois” but I loved today’s strip!

xxx

This is the perfect way to get people to stop giving you extra work!

Could have been much worse. I was expecting Pastis to have Hi leave Trixie locked in the car with Mr. Sunbeam.

Here’s the one with Love is …

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2003/05/21

Do you take request? Do “Family Circus”! If you did already, do “A Rose is a Rose”!

According to Wikipedia, “Hi” is short for “Hiram” in the comic and Lois is Beetle Bailey’s brother. Never knew.

I’d love to see Goat get it on with Blondie … or one of the Crocs, maybe.:Goat getting it on with one of the crocs? Unless It’s Larry’s wife, I’d rather not see that.

Hi-larious, Cartoon-Boy! I am surprised at the 21st century prudery evinced by your decidedly non-explicit strip (though with a heavy dose—of implication, of course)….

Hi and Lois was co-created by MORT Walker. Brian is carrying on the family business by co-producing strips now with Dik Browne’s son Chance.

Juanita??!!! Racisim!!! Racisim!!! (Just Kidding)

Oh my.

The National Cartoonists Society has forged some pretty tight bonds – Both sides are having a good laugh, guaranteed.