Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2014

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    i_am_the_jam  over 9 years ago

    As opposed to….Line dancers? Line cowboys? Line cowpeople? Line country dancers?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Well, Ok…. a small restaurant would be lucky to have two line cooks on a shift…. But … I guess they threw the kid in there…. he wasn’t ready for such a big role….and, sadly…he blew his lines.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I like that, Superfrog.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    The boss was just looking for a reason to fire him, and he took the bait – cook line and sinker.

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    K M  over 9 years ago

    My stepson once ran a kitchen for a joint where the wait staff would randomly start boot-scootin’. Drove him nuts. He said he and his staff put too much effort into getting orders prepared correctly to have them screwed up by wait staff dancing on the floor when food was in the window. You could always hear him scream “I NEED RUNNERS!!!!” over the music.

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    buick322  over 9 years ago

    Thanks for the Eagles. It truly made my early morning ! [;-)

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    Retired Dude  over 9 years ago

    Line drawings.

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    i_am_the_jam  over 9 years ago

    That could be it.

    How about it, Mr. Thompson? Can you confirm this? Because quite a few of us don’t get it.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Same sort of thing happened when he asked him to install a dumb waiter.

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    shipl14  over 9 years ago

    He’s going to get the boot.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    The Rockettes have a better line, which is plainly the point!

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Oops!

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    gmorse76  over 9 years ago

    Line kicks.

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