New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 04, 2014

I guess, a queen has certain prerogatives.

Harakiri is self-inflicted. She’s doing it wrong.

PharmakeusI believe that there was provision for a second who would decapitate the guy after the initial belly slitting. So I’d guess that the only thing she did wrong was to “Stab” rather than “Slash”.

I was at an open-mike night where everyone played ‘Desperado’ – and the place is supposed to be a jazz club. Thought I was in some elaborate joke.

I detest karaoke. Good job, Vicky!

As long as it isn’t Harry Caray-oke.

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THANK YOU, QUEENIE! THANK YOU!

“You have dishonored your ancestors and the musicians who created this song.”

I am a fan of Harry Caray-oke. The only song you can sing is “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”