Were all the motels full?I guess the Y was all booked too…and all the park benches taken.And the niece doesn’t know anybody else within 30 miles of Crustwood…which is the only place … um… one of them could get a…I dunno… a life-saving operation?
I mean, surely they’d have to be desperate to stay with any of this bunch.
2Old from yesterday…. Yeah, I may have made up that recipe… but I’ve tasted waaay too many almost identical “salads” at the potlucks we used to have around here,
And when my aunt and uncle bought a small deli, the sellers gave her their secret recipe for their most popular salad, which she made for every occasion for the next umpteen years.
No jello, but a huge deli pan of it included a little canned fruit with cups and cups of mayo, sour cream, marshmallow cream AND marshmallows…. and a cup of sugar!
A couple of bananas and a couple of oranges cut up in that huge batch made it “fresh fruit ambrosia” on the menu board.
I don’t think that anyone is actually planning to visit these mopes, they are just jawing like those who “wouldn’t do this or that if they were movie stars”.
It’s a moot point: what “guests” would possibly brighten the dark doorstops (‘lil rubber triangle-shaped wedge-type ones!!) of this House Of Tom’sFoolishness!!
mikie2 over 9 years ago
Why not just leave town whilst they are visiting? It will make their visit far more enjoyable.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Why not just tell them not to come? That way you don’t have to put forth any effort at all!
Laura Gildwarg over 9 years ago
Why even talk to them at all?
El-Kabong over 9 years ago
Nice visiting with you, please come again when you can’t stay so long.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Were all the motels full?I guess the Y was all booked too…and all the park benches taken.And the niece doesn’t know anybody else within 30 miles of Crustwood…which is the only place … um… one of them could get a…I dunno… a life-saving operation?
I mean, surely they’d have to be desperate to stay with any of this bunch.
2Old from yesterday…. Yeah, I may have made up that recipe… but I’ve tasted waaay too many almost identical “salads” at the potlucks we used to have around here,
And when my aunt and uncle bought a small deli, the sellers gave her their secret recipe for their most popular salad, which she made for every occasion for the next umpteen years.
No jello, but a huge deli pan of it included a little canned fruit with cups and cups of mayo, sour cream, marshmallow cream AND marshmallows…. and a cup of sugar!
A couple of bananas and a couple of oranges cut up in that huge batch made it “fresh fruit ambrosia” on the menu board.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s a great idea. I’m sure they’ll actually want to see you as much as you want to see them.
elysummers over 9 years ago
No problem here. When we remodel our little house we made it a one bedroom. You can sleep on my couch for a night if you need to.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Anyone who would willingly spend a week in The House of Phew deserves what they get from the resident cretins.
lutherg1 over 9 years ago
I don’t think that anyone is actually planning to visit these mopes, they are just jawing like those who “wouldn’t do this or that if they were movie stars”.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s a moot point: what “guests” would possibly brighten the dark doorstops (‘lil rubber triangle-shaped wedge-type ones!!) of this House Of Tom’sFoolishness!!
shamest Premium Member over 9 years ago
Wow these people are so self centered
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’ll keep these tips in case I invite any of these people over. (As if I will ever invite anyone like them over.)