Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 25, 2014
Transcript:
Dad: Nate, Let's talk about your plans for the upcoming school year. Nate: Plans? Dad: You can't just HOPE you'll do well! You need to set GOALS, then devise a plan to achieve them! Nate: The goal is survival. Dad: How ambitious. Nate: The plan is to wait patiently for this conversation to be over.
Comisftw over 9 years ago
Yeah, cause that’s going to help you survive.This is going to be an interesting storyline.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Schooling is all about tolerance; tolerating people who expect you to learn what the school planners expect you to learn and like it.
Tater over 9 years ago
I can’t argue about that, Nate…
Tater over 9 years ago
That’s what this week’s going to be about?
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
That having been settled, they both mounted My Little Ponies and rode off to spend the rest of forever in Candyland (revised, somewhat, from Pearls Before Swine 8/24/2014….sorry, Stephan!! Sorta!!)!!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
……or was that Cheeze-Doodle Town?? Laugh! LAUGH!!
DrSmirky over 9 years ago
Amen!
kamb8 over 9 years ago
Try slapping Nate. He’s secretly rat from Pearls Before Swine.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
It won’t be that easy Nate.
goldenhazel10 over 9 years ago
Well… survival is actually a pretty good goal, at least where I attend middle school. ;-) Mine starts September 4th.
cheezburgerdog over 9 years ago
My school year started today.
-Understandable- over 9 years ago
School starts Sept 2nd for me
doctorwho29 7 months ago
Nate is just determined to be a victim