One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for January 27, 2021

WALMART.

Gabagaba, one of us!

LOL, Ruthie is the smartest one in this strip! No kidding, a couple of years ago I saw a news article about a shoplifting that occurred at a Family Dollar. Nothing unusual, right? Except you should have seen the woman’s picture! She had tats like a mask on her face! Like a clown! I am not kidding. I did have a copy of it, but not sure where that picture went or if I can upload it here.But, goodness, if you are going to engage in criminal activity, don’t you usually want to stay LOW PROFILE and attract as little attention as possible? How would she think she could get away w/that?

Okay, that was funny!

She’s right – the mall has become an absolute freak show at times!

Good thing I wasn’t drinking when I read this!

The ones at the mall are amateurs, these are pros.

Should’ve come to my sixth grade class and gotten a gander at my teacher. There was a fat man. And since he was a priest and pretty much wore all black except for his socks and his little white collar, he looked like an orca.

Or any of the big stores that were never shut down by the Governors and Mayors.

This was my first reall “Laugh Out Loud” from a comic in days!

Too true to be funny

I see them every day Ruthie.

Walmart at 3 AM