Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 04, 2014

The hazards of wizarding

Now she’ll have to water him twice a day.

So now the Wiz is a blooming fool.

Tell him to go pluck himself.

I find her gardening attire a bit more flattering than her daily dress.

“Help me! Help meeee! "

As often as I’ve compared the Wizard to Aunt Clara, I feel as though I should apologize — to her. He makes her look like Endora!

I do believe Nigel Longbottom was the botanist of the group.

Healer Weasley, not Doctor and Nigel is a Herbologist, not a botanist. (Yeah, I’m in the middle of reading those books at the moment.)

“No manure for me today Blanche..I’m on a diet.”