The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 20, 2014

Burl made a funny!And now I need to chug-a-lug my Peach Schnapps Brain Bleach!Its a good thing I’m on the regular weekly delivery plan. You all should be too! You get the latest flavor and a discount for every 10th gallon.Just call XTI at 555-4334.

Jerry is living proof that humans interbred with the Yeti.

The original quote from Twain: ’If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.’ – Notebook, 1894

We’ll never know.. His mom helps him use that spray color to keep it black.He doesn’t burn because the sun can’t penetrate through the hairs. Dale and Burl need to worry about burning.

I read a survey – someplace – that men with lots of body hair claim they feel more masculine. Women do not agree; they think it’s ucky. It’s the same with extreme body building, although I don’t believe that’s likely to be a problem with this bunch.

how can he tan with that hair cover

light a match boys for a jerry bon fire

This reminds me, I need to sharpen the mower blades, mine are bogging down in the crab grass patches.

I’ll never forget the husband of a long-ago coworker; they came to a company picnic in shorts (and rather resembled Verla and Jerry).

What makes it memorable is that they were telling everyone about their love for nudist parks. I was more young and impressionable back then, so I had no snarky comments but it did not stop my thoughts (to completely avoid such places). Nudity is fine around your own home and garden, but not for the general public.

He doesn’t need sunblock when he has his own dense jungle canopy. .(And the floor of that rain forest also smells like rotting vegetation.)

I don’t know whats scarier, the ‘adonis’ on his shorts, or his immense amount of hair.