Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 29, 2014
Transcript:
Michigan State University offers a course on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. The 570 FT tall monument to the Texas Revolution in San Jacinto, Texas, is taller than the Washington Monument, and more than 3 times taller than the Statue of Liberty. The Proboscis monkey eat so much that it stomach contents can make up a quarter of its body weight. It stomach has four parts, enabling it to regurgitate food so it can chew and swallow it again, like a cow!
Simon_Jester over 9 years ago
Leupold Optics once made a Zombie Specific rifle scope
johnt204 over 9 years ago
The Texas state Capitol is also taller than the U.S. Capitol.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
When is there EVER going to be a zombie apocalypse? How are you going to take the course (if not taken online) if you get the rejection letter to enroll in MSU?
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Why, everything’s bigger in Texas!! We’all know that!
dr_dolittle_rwc over 9 years ago
LOL!! This is why we need the right to bear arms, so idiots who would actually buy this stuff can open carry their ‘Zombie’ rounds!!
“Look Cletus, I gots me some ZOMBIE bullets!! HuHuh!”
Now THAT’S Higher Education!!!
el_loco over 9 years ago
And we wonders why our college graduates can’t find employment.
loner34 over 9 years ago
IT wasn’t any bigger when I was in Texas than IT is now.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
You may scoff at the zombie course, but the same methods can help you survive much likelier disasters. The zombie focus just makes it more interesting.
tuslog64 over 9 years ago
Taller than the statue of liberty?The statue with or without the base?
sdjamieson Premium Member over 9 years ago
What did you learn today? A zombie monkey’s proboscis is three times larger than The Statue of Liberty’s.
boldyuma over 9 years ago
Four stomachs huh?…Does the monkey also Moo?..
Kali39 over 9 years ago
“Everything in Texas is bigger. It’s the law.”
Except the brain of Mr. Obama’s predecessor – it keeps getting smaller. Go figure…