Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 15, 2014
Transcript:
Sue: I'm gonna sit on Ringo and set a new speed record! Phoebe: Well, when I swim, I'll have Marigold make fireworks! Sue: When I swim, Ringo's gonna blast "We are the Champions" over the camp speakers with his iPod! Phoebe: We're gonna really screw this up, huh? Sue: In SPECTACULAR FASHION!
Monster Hesh almost 10 years ago
Ringo’s iPod comes from the same place Sherman’s Lagoon gets its computers.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
…still loving the grin…
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
kaykeyser almost 10 years ago
Hope thats a water proof Ipod. Also why stop at just Fire works? You could have your magical friends brake out half a dozen blaring trumpets, synchronized swimming swans, clouds that rain confetti, strobe light water, squads of cheer leading goblins,and that one rare unicorn who was born with an air horn in place of a normal horn. Also you should ask for magic gills and webbed toes.
Q4horse almost 10 years ago
I think Ringo will give Sue a lesson in humility, she is Marigold’s friend after all.
DDrazen almost 10 years ago
Because if television has taught us anything, it is that the more ambitious and elaborate the plan the more spectacular and comedic its failure.
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I dunno, Phoebe. The last time we saw Marigold she was all distracted by Sue reminding her of her aunt. And now I’m distracted wondering what about a 9-ish, camp-going, braces-wearing girl could POSSIBLY remind a Unicorn of her aunt!
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
And surprise, surprise (or maybe not), looks like Phoebe is the DA (designated adult) in this friendship with Sue.
Hag5000 almost 10 years ago
Whatever you do, always make it spectacular.
Stellagal almost 10 years ago
Q: Ringo is OK with Phoebe and Sue seeing him, but what about the other campers and adults? All these plans might come to naught if you don’t get the mysties to cooperate.
feralglance almost 10 years ago
That’s how to fail!
stowlisthetardis almost 7 years ago
Ringo’s going to play Queen? I sense a confliction.