Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 01, 2014

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    Dtroutma  over 9 years ago

    Might be good if it was a cannibal restaurant?

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    Alabama Al  over 9 years ago

    Why not? They often eat your lunch anyway.

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    wrwallaceii  over 9 years ago

    Right… Take a lawyer to lunch; you pickup the check and the drinks and then the lawyer that you treated to lunch charges you for consultation time…

    The only way anyone should take a lawyer to lunch is if he (or She) is thinly sliced over a medium rare burger and put between two pieces of bread with bacon and cheese… Add fries, throw out the chip-chopped lawyer and enjoy.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 9 years ago

    Down at the Seaquarium , the sign says:“Make a lawyer lunch” outside the shark exhibit.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Feed ’em Fugu! …badly prepared Fugu!

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    Ida No  over 9 years ago

    If there was a “Take a lawyer out to the middle of the desert and leave him there” day, I’d do it. Anyone willing to host a “Take a lawyer out to the middle of the desert and leave him there” day? I’m buying.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Take A Bureaucrat To Lunch Day actually had a better turn out…..!

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    would work better at the jail house.

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    skyriderwest  over 9 years ago

    Actually, I’ve had clients offer to take me to lunch quite often. That way they get an hour’s consultation for the price of a sandwich (I’d never bill a client for the time I spend eating lunch with them) – and better yet, more than half the time I pick up the tab (and I’d never be so cheap as to charge it back to the client or hide the cost in my bill). I’m thinking you people either don’t actually know any lawyers, so they’re an easy target.

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    WaitingMan  over 9 years ago

    OK, someone has to give a good lawyer story. A few years ago, the government came after me for what they claimed was $12,000 in overpaid disability payments. It was total nonsense. I found a lawyer to represent me, pro bono. I don’t know all of the details of what she did, dealing with the fools for several months, but the situation was cleared up, no charge to me. There are good lawyers out there. To all the people with their lawyer jokes, if the day comes when you need one, I hope you find one as good as mine.

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    vwdualnomand  over 9 years ago

    lawyers should be exterminated from the face of the earth. they should be drawn and quartered. their assets seized. they should be hanged by helicopter and their bodies dropped into the ocean ala scarface. they should be sterilized and castrated. their schools should be shutdown and their teachers burned at the stake. they should be lethally injected and botched where they suffer for 2 hours on the table because the state will not disclose their chemical cocktail. they should be used as human shields in gaza.

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    NoCents  over 9 years ago

    Most of the folks that “represent” us in the gov’t are a product of the legal profession. And people wonder why so many of us hate the government.

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    Yes, outlandish promotion. Traditionally treat their clients.

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    Digital Frog  over 9 years ago

    Two step improvement plan:1. Put a large catapult out front2. Change the sign to read: “Take A Lawyer To Launch Day”

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    rickray777  over 9 years ago

    Take a lawyer to lunch TODAY?!! HA!!!

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 9 years ago

    Sounds like carp up here, but like the carp we would eat the axe head and throw away the lawyer.

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    My cousin (a lawyer) was discussing a couple of cases with me.

    “So this loser takes a dive on the sidewalk outside my client’s property.”

    “While attempting to scale the obstacles strewn about like booby-traps in front of the defendant’s home …”

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    phoenixnyc  over 9 years ago
    I would have taken my ex-boyfriend. Sadly, he died in 2000.
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    Ida No  over 9 years ago

    Tom Paxton’s song “One Million Lawyers” came out maybe a decade ago. We could lose a few and never notice.

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Hannibal Lector would have a lawyer for lunch… or dinner… or breakfast…. reportedly tastes like shark or barracuda…

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    Caddy57  over 9 years ago

    Strange thing is that the bar across the street did this last week and made a bundle…..the special was the reason “BOGO’s on mixed drinks” so for every three martini’s 6 showed up….sponges were then sold to survivors for $300 a piece!

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 9 years ago

    OK, is it time for old bad jokes about lawyers yet?

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