Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 13, 2014

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    ChessPirate  almost 10 years ago

    From the Abilify Commercial:“Abilify is not for everyone.Call your doctor if your depression worsens or if you have unusual changes in behavior or thoughts of suicide…Elderly dementia patients taking Abilify have an increased risk of death or stroke.Call your doctor if you have high fever, stiff muscles and confusion to address a possible life threatening condition or if you have uncontrollable muscle movements as these can become permanent. High blood sugar has been reported with Abilify and medicines like it and in extreme cases can lead to coma or death.Other risks include increased cholesterol, weight gain, decreases in white blood cells which can be serious, dizziness on standing, seizures, trouble swallowing, and impaired judgment or motor skills.”ABILIFY (ARIPIPRAZOLE) SIDE EFFECTS

    Digestive tract distress, heartburn, nausea, vomiting, constipation, incontinenceWeight gain, increased appetiteHeadache, dizziness, lightheadednessAnxiety, agitation, restlessness, tremor, akathisia: uncontrollable urge to move or paceInsomnia, fatigue, sedationDry mouth, excessive salivation, droolingBlurred visionArthritis, muscle painElevated cholesterolFever (a potentially life-threatening symptom requiring immediate medical attention)Tardive dyskinesia, uncontrollable muscle movements, lip smacking, grimacing, neck twistingStroke, transient ischemic attack (TIA)Low blood pressure, especially when standing, dizzinessDiabetes, elevated blood sugarSeizuresIrregular heart rhythms, palpitations,Pancreatitis, gall bladder problemsBlood disordersLow sodium, high potassiumWorsening depression, suicidal thoughts
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    DaveBNM  almost 10 years ago

    Smoke weed? The only side effects are you may get arrested and have your life ruined. Drink alcohol, because it is legal. It makes you smart, sexy, and an excellent driver.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    “firehose diarrhea”?.Boy, that creates quite a visual…

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    That wouldn’t work, Cynthia. There would be too many possible side effects.

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