The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 23, 2021
May 22, 2021
May 24, 2021
Transcript:
Voice from television: And if you act now, the super handy-dandy household helper can be yours for the low price of $29.95! Granddad: Mine? Voice: Yours! Plus, we'll throw in an itty-bitty handy-dandy household baby helper and the ultimate handy-dandy portable helper all for the even lower price of $9.95! And trust us - you need it? Granddad: I do? Voice: Yes! But you must act now! Call in the next five seconds and it's all yours - five - Granddad: Well hold on now. What does all that mess do? Voice: What doesn't it do?! Four - three - time's running out - Granddad: Well, not so fast now. Let me think about it. Voice: Two - one - time's up! Sorry, pal. Granddad: No, wait! Hello? Gimme the handy-dandy stuff! Please! Voice from telephone: Congratulations! You've called during our special late-caller amnesty period! Granddad: I'll take two!
eromlig almost 3 years ago
Is there a Grandpa born every minute?
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Is it a turnip twaddler?
djtenltd almost 3 years ago
They catch the suckers like that all the time.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Classic upsell.
J Short almost 3 years ago
Does it come with the Cap Snaffler; “Opens all size caps, large caps, small caps, and it really, really works.”
J Short almost 3 years ago
I made the mistake of calling the 1-800 number of a television ad. I will never, ever, never, never, ever, do it again.
bakana almost 3 years ago
That’s Two Pieces of useless Handy Dandy Mangled Plastic shippped right to your door.
*Only $19.95 Plus $500.00 Shipping and Handling.
Have a nice night.
Ammo is on a break Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wait 6 months and every yard sale in America will have it for a quarter.