Pickles by Brian Crane for February 07, 2010

At least she only gave up cooking. For a moment there I thought Earl was ‘history’

Cereal isn’t cooking Earl.

The cereal is pre-cooked, and it doesn’t come with fries. Would you like milk with it Nelson?

Cap’n Crunch, I don’t even want to pretend that it is healthy.

Well Opal didn’t throw that painting on the floor and stamp on it like she has done before

Earl should at least learn how to use a microwave so he doesn’t have to have breakfast for supper.

I love Cap’n Crunch but I don’t want it for dinner.

That’s one way to reverse the decision.

Earl stepped in it big time.

I told her I’d make soup. Then I asked where the bologna was.

I eat cereal for dinner all the time. It really upsets my boyfriend. He thinks I’m gonna be malnourished.

if you want to be really good at something , you have to give up EVERY thing else

Not true, nighthawks. I’m a successful artist and I cook.

My social life is major suckage, however….

The Facts Are … All Master Chefs Are Male…

What VegasViper says is true - BUT they start young… I don’t think Earl qualifies…….

I like both of brand names for cereals; Cap’n Crunch and Fruit Loop. I usually eat the cereal for breakfast, lunch, supper or bedtime snack before I go to bed. :-)

I think you’re in trouble, Nelson!

Good one Lewreader….

I like fried Bologna cut into small pieces and add it to my chili-con-carne,,,,YUM!

Being able to eat Fruit Loops at my grandparents’ house was one of the highlights of visiting them, as my parents refused to buy any sugary cereals. Still love my cereal, but limited in choices to only those without gluten now :( I’m mourning the Fruit Loops inside.