Reminds me of the diet plan advocated by the late, great Richard Jeni. Pay $29.95, get my tape. It’s not audio tape, it’s not video tape, it’s duct tape. Put it across your mouth, you can’t eat any more, because you’re too fat.
I have the new diet pill; it comes in a bottle of 100. You don’t swallow them: you just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up one-by-one…
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
The attorneys are covering your ample behind, Majesty.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Follow the yellow brick road to Capitol Hill.
jnik23260 almost 10 years ago
“Munchkin”? Oz! “Quack”? Doctor!
MatureCanadian almost 10 years ago
Very timely!
K M almost 10 years ago
Reminds me of the diet plan advocated by the late, great Richard Jeni. Pay $29.95, get my tape. It’s not audio tape, it’s not video tape, it’s duct tape. Put it across your mouth, you can’t eat any more, because you’re too fat.
steverinoCT almost 10 years ago
I have the new diet pill; it comes in a bottle of 100. You don’t swallow them: you just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up one-by-one…