Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 04, 2014
July 03, 2014
July 05, 2014
Transcript:
Duke: Suzy? ...Suzy WIllowmaker? This is your governor speaking! Zonker: C'mon, Uncle Duke! It's wasn't her fault! Duke: Okay, Suzy, what's the big idea of backing out on your sacrifice?! Do you realize that because of you, we've got a major eruption on our hands?! Now, listen to me, Suzy!! I want you to go up there this afternoon and sacrifice yourself-- before the whole island's destroyed! Whadda ya mean you can't?! Why not?! She's got a dentist appointment. Zonker: Fair enough-- now let her be!
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Suzy, that little island wrecker!-Happy Declaration of Independence Day!
LeoAutodidact almost 10 years ago
They didn’t have THAT kind of Dentist in Samoa.They are confined to Long Island and the Tri-State area.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
@Bruno ZeigertsIs the dentist from M*A*S*H (the 1970 movie)?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 10 years ago
WaitingMan almost 10 years ago
Suzy? Suzy Creamcheese?
Astolat almost 10 years ago
After a couple of pints and pork pie, we sing of nothing else… (Not).
montessoriteacher almost 10 years ago
In honor of the 4th, should we break up with a British person? Nah, I can’t quit you, Astolat.
mamarose127 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You do know that a virgin sacrifice is only something that hasn’t been sacrificed before, right?
52james almost 10 years ago
Susy? Susy Creamcheese? This is your conscience speaking! Wonder who else remembers Frank Zappa today?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yep, Captain Waldoski, the Painless Pole.
montessoriteacher almost 10 years ago
Most of the folks here are thinking of the term virgin in a different way, Margaret. But you are right, Duke could be the sacrifice, for that matter…
Aloysius almost 10 years ago
The American Samoa arc was the reason I started reading Doonesbury in the first place.
Eggman61 almost 10 years ago
It’s too bad American Samoa is so far from the Virgin Islands.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 10 years ago
ThanksI’ll fix it with Delete