FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 13, 2014
July 06, 2014
July 20, 2014
Transcript:
Steve: Is something wrong? Peter: Um, yeah. This isn't the pizza I ordered. I asked for one that was 499/1000ths pepperoni and 501/1000ths mushroom. This pizza you brought us is exactly half and half! That's a whopping 0.1 percent error! Listen, I hate to make extra work for you, but if I were to slice off this excess bit of pepperoni, would it be possible to swap it for a sliver of mushroom? Warmed, of course. Steve: Seriously, Peter?!? Do you know how busy I am right now? Peter: The customer's always right...yes? Jason: He's totally going to spit on your mushroom sliver. Peter: Steve? No way! We're buddies!
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
So… uh… 499/1000 & 501/1000 is how much (besides saying 49% & 51%)?
dadoctah almost 10 years ago
I would’ve expected Jason to be the one who got all mathy on the pizza guy.
vwdualnomand almost 10 years ago
only when pizza is involved that fractions is fun for kids.
rudypoogamer almost 10 years ago
Peter will be lucky if spitting on it is ALL that Steve does to that sliver.
chizzel almost 10 years ago
Spitting on it would be disgusting Run it up the crack of your butt and put a booger on it..
Wren Fahel almost 10 years ago
When I worked I retail, I fought against the “customer is always right" rule; especially after one customer tried to return a Chilton’s manual. The manual was a) 3 years out-of-date, b) filthy and well-used, and c) still had the price tag…from ANOTHER store! Would you believe, I lost?
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 10 years ago
With friends like Peter who needs enemies.Steve should get out of that friendship and quick.
The Fly Hunter almost 10 years ago
With friends like Peter who needs enemies!
comeonbanana almost 10 years ago
not anymore
zippykatz almost 10 years ago
I tried on a dress at a store once, obviously someone had returned it. It was ripped and smelled strongly of BO!! [NO I didn’t buy it, lol.]
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
499/1000 mushroom. 499/1000 pepperoni. 2/1000 rodent.
yangeldf almost 10 years ago
the customer is always right is a myth perpetuated by customers trying to grt preferential treatment
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Would it really make any difference?
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
I was in retail before I went into distribution, and there are hundreds of “stories in the naked city”!.I am thinking about writing a book…
She Mc almost 10 years ago
Jeans are not trendy of they are not ripped!!!
susan.e.a.c almost 10 years ago
Peter is good at math, see?
comics.com almost 10 years ago
This looks straight out of http://notalwaysright.com !
locake almost 10 years ago
Peter is not near smart enough to figure out math this complex. I can see Jason doing something like this.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
Never before has Peter Fox reminded me of Sheldon Cooper.
AwelCruiz almost 10 years ago
I think Ben Affleck in Mallrats said it best:
“The customer is always an A**H*LE!
fixer1967 almost 10 years ago
Give him one of the one of the mushrooms growing out back. The one with all the funny colors.
Doctor11 almost 10 years ago
All that math makes my head hurt.
MJ J over 3 years ago
peter is a karen.
BrenHanks about 3 years ago
when someone says “the customers always right” they are being rude and i think the person that made that phrase was a customer
172009 almost 3 years ago
Woah peter did math o-O
kevinchang256 11 months ago
PtooPeter: Eww Steve! Why did you spit on my mushroom silver?!?!Steve: Like you said, we’re buddies.
csroberto2854 6 months ago
If i were in Steve’s place, I would serve Peter a cup of 8 week old urine (and tell Peter it’s lemonade) and s*@& on the pizza