Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 04, 2014

{sarcasm} Oh, please, Rat, do tell us how you remember “Crabby” Abby’s sister Cass’s name.

Does she have another sister named Regina? If so, I’d like to get in touch with her.:H4J, everybody!

Well Rat should go home if he wants to stay out of the hospital. But Pig should leave him there.

Cos… she’s a nice lass?With lots of sass?And she wears…um… glasses?

Huh? Huh?

Why you little …! I almost expect her to start strangling him.

“Nothing like what you’re thinking. She made me a casserole once. It was delicious.”

♫♪ But don’t ask me “how” I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to. Oh well… ♫♪

You can’t tell so much in the first two panels, but in the third, crabby Abby’s a little flabby. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Rat is about to see stars and stripes…..

I remember Cass because she carries a red flask!

Abby and her sister Cass, according to Rat, can be remembered as Crab-A**…. He should know.

What’s her last name?

it;s called hash!

Can’t wait until Rat explains how he remembers the name of Abby’s sister Delores. (A tip of the hat to that “Seinfeld.” episode ;)

It also rhymes with Tabby…but Rat never wants to sound catty!

Rats lip won’t be loose for long after Abby gives him a fat lip.

I’m surprised no one can guess her last name. It’s Normal, Abby Normal!

♫Behind the frigerator,there was a piece of glassMiss Susie sat upon itand broke her little

Ask me no more questions,I’ll tell you no more lies,The boys are in the bathroomzipping up their

Hum, hum, hum hum hum. Hum, hum, hum, hum hum..♫

Oh no.“Rhymes with Cass…”

Because she has a nice….