puddleglum1066: They are not even human (except in shape), but robot servants made of smoke and musk. And you are right about them remaining virgin. And women can get them too.
As it turns out, the message for morons was just for him. The address on the surface of it, “Hey, Stupid!”, gave him the impression that it was for anybody BUT him. It happens quite a bit more often than you might imagine. It is difficult to be one with the universe when it is populated by idiots, I guess.
Some people study the interpretation of when the ‘End Times’ will be. Not sure why. Perhaps they want to know when to get out the pop corn to watch the show.
mhs1075 almost 10 years ago
He still has his sign! I thought you couldn’t take anything with you. Oh, this changes EVERYTHING. :)
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Man, people make it sound like the end of the world is a bad thing…
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Hey, I just made this up…..Saying yesterday is like saying yes to today, right?
wrwallaceii almost 10 years ago
…It’s a quantum thing… don’t worry about it.
puddleglum1066 almost 10 years ago
Unfortunately, a harem of virgins intent on staying virgins… (funny how the “So You’re Interested In Jihad” brochure never mentions this)…
dabugger almost 10 years ago
In Florida.
rickray777 almost 10 years ago
Yes, he IS right, in a manner of speaking: every single day IS the end of life in this world… for somebody, somewhere or other.
geneking7320 almost 10 years ago
Didn’t Billy Graham say [on the Donahue show] that you had to be ready for the end of THE world or the end of YOUR world?
Argy.Bargy2 almost 10 years ago
It’s said that all politics is local. Today’s strip shows us that all theology is local, too…
Dr_Fogg almost 10 years ago
Matthew 25:13… “Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.” for you.
Kveldulf almost 10 years ago
End of our standard of living – about the year 2030
End of everyone reading this – within 100 years
End of life on Earth – about 700,000,000 years as Sun heats up
End of planet Earth – about 5,000,000,000 years as Sun expands
Kveldulf almost 10 years ago
“about 700,000,000 years as Sun heats up”
Of course some future race could use the Moon as a gravitational tug to tow the Earth into a wider orbit.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
He looks a little miffed that the rest of the world isn’t standing there behind him.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
I bet Bin Laden enjoyed his 72 Sturgeons…..
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
puddleglum1066: They are not even human (except in shape), but robot servants made of smoke and musk. And you are right about them remaining virgin. And women can get them too.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
As it turns out, the message for morons was just for him. The address on the surface of it, “Hey, Stupid!”, gave him the impression that it was for anybody BUT him. It happens quite a bit more often than you might imagine. It is difficult to be one with the universe when it is populated by idiots, I guess.
rphbeta almost 10 years ago
Ah, the Third Coming.
Caddy57 almost 10 years ago
Details details……he said " the" when it should have been “my”!
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Some people study the interpretation of when the ‘End Times’ will be. Not sure why. Perhaps they want to know when to get out the pop corn to watch the show.