Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 01, 2014
May 31, 2014
June 02, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Ok, fun time is over! We need to track that musky-smelling canuck van coover and get cobra and the ghost compass back! TNT: Rip, are you familiar with the term workaholic? Ten miles away, Cobra mourns the death of her C-4 of love, Rip. Cobra Carson: Oh, Rip! I loved you so much! Man: Still better about your l'amour leaving you zo zuddenly? Cobra Carson: Coover! I'm going to ram your dainty mustache down your throat! Man: Here is my knife! Plunge it into my manly chest! Ha-ha your name suits you! You really do strike like the Cobra! Ze deadly snake! But you are no match for my rugged north-of- the border quickness! Cobra Carson: Gaah! Damn you for being billingual too!
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
use your knee CC
lecrenb almost 10 years ago
But to be truly north-of-the-border rugged he’d have to be wearing a plaid shirt and carrying an axe…
FireMedic almost 10 years ago
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
Cobra loved Rip? Considering the numerous times she’s stabbed in him the back (figuratively), I doubt her internal admission!
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Cobra loves herself slightly more than she loves Rip, so sufficiently large amounts of treasure or other gain can tip the balance.