Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2014
June 22, 2014
June 24, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Gomer Goldfish, how's it going? Gomer: Been a bit worried about my own mortality these days, but it'll be okay. Whatcha eating? Pig: Never eat goldfish crackers in front of your goldfish.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Be sure to look for Gomer’s first book, Goldfish Taste So Darn Good.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
That’d go for the same thing with eating animal crackers and being at the zoo.
Phatts almost 10 years ago
words to live by
LobosSolos Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s not like he’ll remember anyway. Goldfish only have a three second memory.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Pig, you are such a heartless, ruthless, fish-cracker eating rogue!
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Ooops!
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I figured that’s what Pig, was eating
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 10 years ago
@Sherlock Watson—I’ll put that book next to my copy of “Fifty Feet to the Outhouse” by Willie Mae Kitt and Bettie Wont!
The Winy Child almost 10 years ago
what flavor of goldfish?
Ermine Notyours almost 10 years ago
Better not take Gomer to a frat house.
Gokie5 almost 10 years ago
Like what fbjsr said.
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
Hey! This guy’s back.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Rat would.
xxx
codedaddy almost 10 years ago
If memory serves I recall you praising the merits of bacon sometime in the past, Pig!
HossTheNerd almost 3 years ago
“whatch’a eatin?” “human crackers” “AAAAAAA” “what? they are crackers for humans.” “oh.”