Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 03, 2014

Just thinking about it is too horrible!!!

“Ew” is right.Ok, no more thinking about it.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owI’m a guy, I understand what he means… Yikes.

Wasting illnesses, leukemia blood cancers and the like, are far worse than even that.

“Oh, soon we’ll be out amid the cold world’s strife. Soon we’ll be sliding down the razor blade of life.” Bright College Days, by dear Tom Lehrer.

It still makes me shudder to hear that line!

Ow ow ow ow ow ow

Booty+cheese grater=HURT

Ew

Soon we’ll be outAmidst the cold world’s strifeSoon we’ll be sliding downThe razor blade of life…Tom Lehrer

Kids these days: …into a tub of iodine

Yikes!

…into a pool of alcohol

The only difference I see between the new public school buildings and prisons, is that the prisoners do not get to go home at night.

Yeah, we said that back when I was this creepy ’lil kid……..well, actually it was: slide down a mile-long razor blade………..hey! Looks like Nate just gave F & T “the willies”!!

awesome

I disagree with Nate’s premise. I think far more people think of what would be the best way to live, than the alternative presented here. I think many would say the best way to live is their current lifestyle, but with more money.

Worst ways to die:1. being tied to the tail of a wild bull2. smeared with honey and staked to an anthill3. locked in a dungeon that’s slowly filling with water...anything else?

Being decapitated by your best friend? Or sliding to a giant pool of acid, and then a knife storm?

getting marooned on a island

whats a banister

Ouch.

uhh getting your skin torn off and getting thrown in a pool of hand sanitizer and then getting your body struck full of arrows is a horrible way to die

Ebola, wasps, being stabbed, etc. And yes, Nate, you are correct, that’s one of the worst ways to die.

It’d be worse if the razor blades weren’t cleaned and were rusty. So along with that, you could get tetanus if you’d survived!

ayyyyyyyy word girl all the way!

i cant think more of it since I keep thinking of danganronpa.

How about the bull thing they put you inside?

The worst ways for me is: The elephant torture (in my opinion). It is a kind of execution, where you will place your head on the brick, then the executer will release the elepant and let them STEP ON YOUR HEAD :0

The worst way to die: Falling of a cliff and rubbing against the cliff side, which is made of razor blades, then landing on a trampoline at the bottom and being launched into the air, then landing hours later in a pool and getting your hand caught at the bottom so you have to cut off your hand to escape, and swimming up but getting knocked down by swimmers, continuously getting stabbed by knives at the bottom of the pool, then the pool is drained and you are tied in a net as the pool slowly fills up again, one drop at a time, with honey instead of water, which attracts ants, and eventually drowning in honey and ants.