Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 17, 2014
May 16, 2014
May 18, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Stupid mountain lion pretending to be my ex-girlfriend! Oh, man, I'm back in mercenary prep school! Naked! And I forgot to bring my AK-47! Breezy: I can't listen to his screams anymore! Rip Haywire: Oh, the humanity! Woman: I can! We don't get cable up here.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
And Dad’s laughing at me again!
Nate Spidgewood almost 10 years ago
I wish next week, this is all going to be a bad dream, so neither the Ingredient X stuff (that turned everybody in Starlight real fat) nor this situation should really happen.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
I think that old woman likes her business too well.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Come on Rip dig deep … you can do this. This strip keeps getting better and better each day. Dan T. is the man!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Captain Easy Soldier School” FTW. :D
mntim almost 10 years ago
AK-47? You’re a big boy now. Get an M4.
lecrenb almost 10 years ago
Captain Easy…? I think Captain Eddy from ‘Non Sequiter’ would be a better fit to this story line…
lecrenb almost 10 years ago
But I do think Rip’s Hindenburg moment is fitting…
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Cheap thrills for the old lady. And I do mean cheap.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Once again… Rip Haywire has cancelled Cougar Town!
CIM THOG almost 10 years ago
the character is being biblical. keeping his nakedness for spouse or it is just on of th perks of childhood. imagine you suddenly naked in front of friends you wudn’t want to be
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Why do I have the feeling he’s been through this before?